P.J. O’Rourke predicts disaster for Russia

Humor, from P.J. O’Rourke:

P.J. O’Rourke predicts disaster for Russia

The Tatars were part of the Mongol Empire founded by Genghis Khan. They had a two-pronged invasion strategy: Kill everybody and steal everything.

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Ivan [the Terrible] presided over and sometimes personally performed the roasting, dismembering, and boiling alive of enemies and people who, left unboiled, might possibly become enemies.

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Catherine the Great (1762-1796) doubled taxes on the Jews and declared they weren’t Russians, as if anyone would want to be…Russia lost the Jews. Being robbed, beaten, and killed in pogroms was not a sufficient incentive to stay. More than a million Jews emigrated, taking what common sense the country had with them.

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Russia lost World War I, not an easy thing to do when you’re on the winning side.